Fat Cat (Link the Cat) literally gives no fucks. A 20lb cat on my laptop can't be a good thing. Plus he's so big he doesn't or isn't able to clean his own ass. TYPING EW!!!!
EDIT: Here is a pic when Fat Cat was working his way into Husband and my hearts. He had been rescued by Travis's roommate and always tried to get in his room (which was closed due to his own cats not getting along with the roommate's HERD of cats). We decided that he belonged with us and he's been following me around ever since.