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This is in fact an exhaustive list of all things girls like, and is true for all girls and girl-like persons. Any girl who professes to enjoy something not on this list, or to dislike one or more of the above items, is a clever but dangerous impostor and should be reported to the authorities immediately.

(Original photo courtesy of a Facebook friend, who would probably not appreciate my snark. I do love naps, to be fair.)


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