The mom of one of my high school BFFs just shared this to Facebook. So, I obviously had to share it with you guys. I don't know what to respond, but it reminds me of the time that a former coworker of mine said that Jesus made her lose weight, and I responded, "I thought that was Weight Watchers" (because she was in Weight Watchers!) And then I felt like an asshole.
UPDATE: Apparently, some people believe that Jesus was literally the "first psychiatrist". See the following results I got when I googled "Jesus psychiatrist" in an attempt to find a photo of a psychiatrist who looks like Jesus:
Fox News: Was Jesus the first psychiatrist?
Jesus: The Village Psychiatrist by Donald Caps