My ex that I'm visiting soon said that he wouldn't watch the season finale of Dr. Who tonight.
Instead, he will wait for me to arrive, rewatch episodes with me so that I can catch up and then we will watch the finale together. He's also buying all the things I like and will be bringing me coffee in the morning.
Totally unrelated: I found out yesterday that you can send animated gifs as texts on iphones. MY MIND IS BLOWN. I'm collecting a shit ton of gifs and randomly sending them to my friends.