Today, in the restroom at the office, I went to adjust my bra and the underwire snapped in three. The bra is only two (maybe three?) years old. Maybe that’s old? Either way. I have one broken underwire and my right boob is feeling very unsupported right now.

This has never happened to me before. I don’t know if I have ever experienced such a wardrobe malfunction before. Now I know how Janet Jackson feels.

I didn’t know underwire could snap. Poke out the ends and stab me in the armpit, sure, but I’ve never had it bust on my bust before. I’m bothered, a little bewildered but mostly bemused.

Please feel free to leave your bra rants below. Also hilarious breast-related puns and anecdotes appreciated. I still have half my work day to get through with an off-balance bosom.