I stroked her arms. They were chalk-white with thin veins like broken links on the internet, fading from blue to purple with a single touch.
This made me laugh so hard I almost spit out my red bull. It's from a free book I downloaded for my phone's Kindle app.
I LOVE FREE BAD WRITING.
Here's mine: "His expression was a blend of reluctance and confusion; if his face were a computer monitor, I tried to decide if it would be popping up a 404 error or the blue screen of death."
Anybody got one?
ETA oh this sucks. I just found out that I can't reply to comments from mobile anymore. NOOOOO that makes me ridiculously sad.