Alright y’all for the first time in my life I will not be celebrating Singles’ Awareness Day, but the big VD. My big issue is I need lingerie. My other issue is I’m a big girl, which means I apparently live in the world of the baby doll.

Now this is cute, but I am not trying to hide any “problem” areas. There is no hiding my acutal body when it comes to sexy times. No I’m trying for lack of a better term to be fat and slutty. I want

I feel like Lola in Kinky Boots.

I want it tight and sheer and RED!!! (maybe black lol)

Something like this maybe. It’s corny but neither I nor The Consort have had a proper VD.