My boss has been in town all week and we have been locked in a conference room for 4 days with no windows talking about how to solve problems we have without the resources or support to do so. And my baby starts 1st grade tomorrow (HOLY CRAP) and my husband starts GRAD SCHOOL next week and he of course is having an increase in anxiety because of it. And did I mention he like got an ambulance ride and stayed in the hospital overnight last year because he thought he was having a heart attack, but it was really panic attacks. Did I mention he is getting his psychiatric nursing practitioner's degree? Of course the psych student has mental problems. OF COURSE. I am muthafucking WIPED OUT. I need to liquor. I didn't mean to type that like that, but I'm leaving it. Liquor is a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb tonight. Liqour liquor to liquor the liquors, my Liquor.