So I am now working actively at my new job - I work for Carrabba's now, and while they are a lot of fun and they take excellent care of their workers, it is a TOUGH training week. Also we are opening a brand-new restaurant. Therefore, I have had most of a bottle of wine, which hadn't endrunkened me, but then I remembered that I was dehydrated, and so I drank a bunch of water and BAM! ENDRUNKENED! (YOU ALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD THOSE PAST SEMICOHERENT SENTENCES WERE TO WRITE).