1) Oh thank god the temp is down. I am an unroasted kitty.

2) The man in front of me in the line at the liquor store had a monitor lizard in a harness riding on the back of his shirt. I do not have a camera phone and this gives me the sads

3) There is a Bunny in my lap and she's refusing to move/too cute to move.

ETA: A THOUGHT I HAD WHILE MAKING DINNER:Do you think he carries around his lizard to get womens to touch his penis? Because it's certainly a talking point.