So yesterday and Sunday's little spasms were pretty cute, but today as I tried on a dress during my lunch hour I hit the big horrible one—my muscles are all spasm-y, I can't move in certain directions without a lot of pain, and I'm sitting with one of those icy-hot patch things making my skin feel like it's maybe about to erupt into hives (though it never does with this particular brand of muscle patch).

I just finished my lunch hour and I have two and a half hours of work left to go. I'm considering just going home and lying down. Or at least splurging on some gummy bears or something because fuuuuuuuck life right now.