It's been too long since my last FMK, and I am in a good mood so let's bring it on with the provocative ladies, and tell me who REALLY clutches your pearls!

Tonight's lovely lineup pits perpetual glitter-shedder and ghost-sexer Ke$ha against aspirational twerkist and proud tongue-haver Miley Cyrus, and the two go head-to-head against boyfriend enthusiast and musical revengestress Taylor Swift!!!


We love them, we hate them, we love to hate them and we hate to love them. But WHO do we want to fuck, marry, or kill?