Anybody else decide to start the weekend early? I work in a call center, have for over a year, and today was THE WORST for all sorts of reasons I can’t discuss. Nothing personal about me, just angry rude person after whiner after angry rude person. It was bad. Like, I got to work at 8 and by 9:30 I was planing on coping with alcohol tonight.

Good news! My friend wanted to get Mexican food. So after a nice 16 oz margarita, we decided we needed a 60oz pitcher (which I drank about 2/3 of as I wasn’t driving).

And now I am on finishing off a bottle of chardonnay in the fridgetator. I let the dog get on the couch (which he isn’t allowed to) because I wanted to drunk snuggle. Now I’m fighting the urge to vibrator shop on groupon while intoxicated.

How’s everyone else’s doing?