Good day, commenters. Your mission, if you should decide to accept it, is to start up your music player of choice, hit shuffle, write down the first ten songs that play, then post it here. If anything should happen to you or your team, the mods will disavow knowledge of your existence. This post will self-destruct in five seconds.

Or not. Probably not.

Here we go:

Paris (Ooh La La) โ€“ Grace Potter and The Nocturnals

Gary, Indiana โ€“ The Music Man (2000 Broadway Revival)

One Step Over The Line โ€“ Rosanne Cash and John Hiatt

The Dutchman โ€“ Steve Goodman (just about the saddest, most romantic song ever written - let's call it the first ten minutes of Up! in song form)

Invisible Riverside โ€“ Ryan Adams

Me & Charlie Talking โ€“ Miranda Lambert

Stop โ€“ Sheryl Crow

Morning in Bearra โ€“ Meav

Timber โ€“ Neko Case

Army Song โ€“ The Threepenny Opera (1956 Original Off-Broadway Production, which included Lotte Lenya, Charlotte Rae, Bea Arthur, Jerry Orbach, Jerry Stiller, and John Astin in the cast)

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