YEAH!!! IT'S THE BEST TIME OF THE WEEK! IT'S FUCK IT FRIDAY!!!!

I AM GOING NUTS TODAY AND BLOWING OFF FITNESS PAL FOR THE WEEKEND. NO CALORIE COUNTING FOR THE NEXT 48 HOURS! BRING ON THE CHEESY GARLIC BREADSTICKS! TIME TO DEEP FRY ALL THE THINGS! PRINGLES OH HOW I HAVE MISSED THEE. YES I WOULD LIKE TO SUPERSIZE THAT SHIT. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T DO IT ANYMORE, MCDONALDS, TODAY EVERY THING IS SUPERFUCKINGSIZED! BECAUSE FUCK IT!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!

AND I'M LETTING GO OF ALL MY WORK SHIT TODAY BECAUSE FUCK IT!!! IT'S FRIDAY! FIRST OFF, I LEFT WORK AT NOON!! NOON MOTHERFUCKERS! HEY, SORRY ALL THOSE PEOPLE SENDING ME PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE EMAILS ABOUT HOW THEY DON'T WANT TO BOTHER ME BUT THEY STILL NEED A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT THINGS THEY SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR ON MONDAY BUT BLEW OFF UNTIL THE END OF THE WEEK! I AM ALREADY HALF-WAY TO DRUNK! HAHAHA! BETTER LUCK NEXT WEEK, Y'ALL!!

SO WHAT CRAZY SHIT ARE YOU UP TODAY? WHAT TROUBLE ARE YOU ABOUT TO GET INTO? WHAT WARRANTS ARE POTENTIALLY ABOUT TO BE ISSUED FOR YOUR ARREST? WHAT DON'T YOU GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DOING OR NOT DOING BECAUSE IT IS FRIDAY?

HAPPY FUCK IT FRIDAY Y'ALL!!!!!