Don’t worry, I am not going to regularly update you on my husband’s Ramadan observance. I just am happy to see things like this because they are so helpful for me. It’s nice to be just wasting time on a “mainstream” website looking for funny listicles and find something like this. My husband actually generally gains weight during Ramadan because fasting effs with his metabolism and he annihilates an entire plate of rice both before the sun rises and after it sets.

Actually, it’s helpful with the exception of the peanut butter smoothie. My husband has a peanut butter aversion and considers it only fit for consumption by Americans.