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Here are some recent Tinder conversations for you. I hope they amuse you as much as they amused me. First, the Negotiator.

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Next, the Pontificator:

Illustration for article titled Tinder Adventures (Or, as my roommate says, The Tools of Tinder)
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Illustration for article titled Tinder Adventures (Or, as my roommate says, The Tools of Tinder)
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Illustration for article titled Tinder Adventures (Or, as my roommate says, The Tools of Tinder)

He then asked me out and unmatched me within five minutes. Damn, son.

Finally, the piece de resistance, the Dentist:

Unfortunately, I missed taking screenshots of two parts of the conversation, since he unmatched me pretty quickly after we finished talking. Feel free to fill in the gaps as amuses you.

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Illustration for article titled Tinder Adventures (Or, as my roommate says, The Tools of Tinder)
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Illustration for article titled Tinder Adventures (Or, as my roommate says, The Tools of Tinder)
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Illustration for article titled Tinder Adventures (Or, as my roommate says, The Tools of Tinder)
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