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So something very strange happened to me via Tinder and I'm looking for conspiracy theorists to help me try to piece this together because I have NO FUCKING CLUE.

Okay, so I just moved to Switzerland two months ago. Two weeks ago, I met a guy on Tinder. He is Indian, I am black, I don't know if that makes a difference but whatever! So, we go to get wine and he seems to be very uncomfortable. He seemed nervous like he was intimidated or very shy. At the end of the date, I was certain we were never going to see each other again, but then he asked if I had plans for dinner because he was having friends over and he was cooking. I joined him, and we prepared dinner together. There were a few awkward moments FOR SURE. He seemed very shy, he was very kind though and made me feel comfortable with wine, tea, and snacks before eating. His friends came and he loosened up a bit. I clicked more with his friends because they were teachers like me and he is a lawyer. Anyway, the night ended and his friends (both guys) left. We ended up watching a movie and then hooking up. Just in case this helps the conspiracy theorists, he put on a condom and it was on soooo wrong. He clearly had no idea what he was doing. I had to put it on him correctly. Then, the sex was over as soon as it started, literally five pumps in. We messed around a little more and I ended up giving myself the big O. We slept, and in the morning we had breakfast and talked until it was time to go. He let me borrow a film and told me he wanted to see me the next weekend. All week, we went back and forth with our conversations and then he said he wanted to meet on Saturday but he wasn't free in the evening, only the afternoon. I told him that was fine because I was going to meet a friend at 7pm so anytime before that was fine. I hadn't heard from him all day Saturday so I changed plans and just went out. Then on Sunday, I still hadn't heard from him. On Monday, I checked and I noticed that he had unmatched me on Tinder. I have no idea why he would do that. Does anything from this story sound like a reason a 31 year old, seemingly well-adjusted person would do that. He is clearly an asshole, but I got more of a nerdy, awkward guy vibe from him. Not that the two can't exist because they CLEARLY do. It's just, he's definitely not some mack daddy so what the hell? Anyone have any theories? Some guys are fucking weird. Is this a Swiss thing? It's bullshit whatever it is.


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