So... inspired by the tampon poop article on the MP, I have another TMI question: In which direction do you wipe your bum?

In form 2 they taught us that you were supposed to wipe front to back so that you wipe poop away from your vaginal bits and avoid infections or whatever, but my hands are short and my butt is big so I wipe the other way, and do a few more cursory wipes just in case. Works for me. What about you?