-I think my uterus is secretly an assassin trying to kill me

-I just want to curl up in jammies, watch Netflix and snuggle with my cats, instead I'm at work, with real pants on and I'm not happy about it.

-I may run out and get a DQ Blizzard for lunch because I'M AN ADULT

-Apparently the other night when I was drunk I started a post about Disney's show Girl Meets World the Boy Meets World sequel

-The Emmys were super disappointing last night. The Robin Williams tribute forgot to have a Mork & Mindy clip.