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TMI: My nether region(s) are a mess

So I realized that I have...

A hemorrhoid. Gross, right? Surprisingly, this is my first one. I say surprisingly because I have crohns disease and issues like this are pretty common for us crohnie folk. But I have one now and it doesn't hurt or anything, but it skeeves me the fuck out and I want it GONE. I've googled and can't find an actual remedy. Just lots of info on how to "soothe" them. But mine doesn't really need soothing. It needs to GO THE FUCK AWAY. Does anyone have any advice for this? I really don't want to show my fucking anus to a doctor right now, especially if it's for a dumb hemorrhoid that can go away on it's own.


Also? Rough sex. Internal vaginal abrasion. A tad painful but in the way that you can feel it heeling. Does that make sense? Like it's that cross between feeling GOOD and feeling BAD. Is there anything I can do to soothe that? Or should I just let it be and hope that it heels in the next couple days? Home remedies? Help?

Yeah. I am pretty gross down below right now. Seeeeexxxxxy.

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