When you're a basket-case, you get prescribed anti-depressants

When you get prescribed anti-depressants, you take anti-depressants

When you take anti-depressants, you get dry-mouth

When you get dry-mouth, you drink water constantly to combat it

When you drink water constantly, you have to piss all the time

When you have to piss all the time, you end up taking forever to find a parking space, which ends up being like a quarter mile from the nearest bathroom you know the location of.