When you're a basket-case, you get prescribed anti-depressants
When you get prescribed anti-depressants, you take anti-depressants
When you take anti-depressants, you get dry-mouth
When you get dry-mouth, you drink water constantly to combat it
When you drink water constantly, you have to piss all the time
When you have to piss all the time, you end up taking forever to find a parking space, which ends up being like a quarter mile from the nearest bathroom you know the location of.