Kemerboyd, you have done a good, good thing.

I am honored to participate in this league with my fellow Jezebelian Groupthinkers. I look forward to communing with all of you.

I will not be picking players based on any stats or records, etc. I will solely be using the sage wisdom of my spirit guide, Mr. Burt Reynolds. I will be watching a 24-hour-marathon of The Longest Yard, and that is when Burt will show me how to pick my teams. It is not about winning or losing. It is about purifying my spiritual path vis a vis this fantasy football league team. Thank you.