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Please clean yourself. I have work to do today and I was pretty sure I'd cleaned you yesterday. I don't know what kind of parties you're throwing at night while I'm asleep, kitchen, but there is a weird stain on the wall that I could swear wasn't there when I went to bed.

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I've got my eye on you, kitchen.

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