Y’all can suck it. Jerks. Holding a lock-in party on Halloween so most of the kids in the neighborhood aren’t here because your stupid lock-in goes until 10pm.

And while I’m crabby, I’d also like to throw out a hearty Fuck You to suburban trunk-or-treats on Halloween night.

Also, of the 7 trick-or-treaters I’ve had in 2 hours, several asked where my big dog was and I had to be like “he was really old...”