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To The Real Daniel Craig Please Show Up Because You Are Needed For A Thing

Hello. Mr. Daniel Craig. I realize from time to time, you show up and read this blog. You do.

If you happen to be around now, if you would not mind dropping into the comments because we need you for a thing. I know we promised to never exploit your celebrity and let you have your privacy while on this blog, but this is pretty important.

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Here is one of my favorite pictures of you, which I now offer as ritual sacrifice, to the Internet gods.

Thank you,

(yes, this is still me, Burt, I just changed my name because I'm weird I guess)

UPDATE: HE HAS ARRIVED. I TOLD YOU GUYS HE IS A LURKER

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