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To the woman who would like me to wear a bathing suit for work

Um. See, it's not that I want to be rude about your super-fun cabana idea. It's more that I don't want to be mostly naked while I am having a first meeting with a bunch of people who think they are VIPs. More to the point, I don't want them to be mostly naked.

Someone did tell you about the tattoos, right?


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