Today I was an incredible badass.

1) Woke up on time and made pilgrimage to my homo homeland to buy lightbulbs, yard waste bags and some winter vegetable starts for my garden. Did not go over my budget. Did not get lost in the lumber section.

2) Cleared out the summer veggies, planted cabbage, and fertilized and watered errthang.

3) Baked 10 lbs of vegetables and prepared meals for the next 7 days because school is starting next week.

4) Finished my last 2 medical school secondary applications. Did a brief, graceful celebratory dance* and told my cat "YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, MAMA IS A BADASS."

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5) About to get started on my reading for my fall course because I am gonna be the boss at school.

*Twerked.