"Just put it in your purse"
Said the salesman at the big box store that was trying to convince me to get a hotspot plus ipad instead of just a cell capable ipad when I said I didn't want to carry anything extra.
Seriously dude. Take a look. Am I carrying a purse? Do I look like I carry a purse?
Instead of saying that though I just said, "I don't want to cram anything extra in my flight bag." So then he asked what I did. He probably assumed I was a flight attendant.