Did this guy actually think I didn't care that the girl in Chicago was gang-raped, and that all the story was to me was the possibility to see someone say something awful? Was the bitter sarcasm not evident in my comment? Oh my God, you guys, is it not readily apparent that I'm a joyless, angry misanthrope?! I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN AS A RAY OF SUNSHINE AND UNICORN FARTS!

I mean, he's a regular Gawker commenter, so I just assume he's a racist wankdolphin (because, y'know, Gawker), but honestly, I'm just confused by this. He's not a troll, he just appears to have suffered a traumatic head injury. I dismissed the comment, but I...I just don't understand.