I am tearing up sheets of paper with confidential information printed on it, by hand. Why? Because my boss doesn't give enough craps to have the file shredder she already has fixed, or buy a new one.

Yep. Tearing up paper by hand. Totally secure, and so much faster than buying a $30 cross-cut shredder.

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