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Today, in 'Conversations with my Father in Law'

I am sure he performs an excellent ceremony for the right couple. But we will not be getting married by someone who goes by "Hitchhike Mike".

The above response is to my future father in law, who won't be attending our wedding because he doesn't believe in marriage, but sure has a fuckton of opinions about how we should conduct ours.


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