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Today, in every day mysteries...

I went to the vending machine this afternoon for a little sugar boost, you know, as one does.

And as I reached down to get out my bag of fruit snacks (because I am a child and squishy things in bright colors=the best foods), sitting in the receptacle, right beneath my bag of Welch’s was....


a pad.

A fully wrapped, Kotex brand menstrual pad.

Me, every since:

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Like....it was fully within the vending machine. There was no way for it to have randomly fallen inside, it had to have been purposefully placed there.

But, who did it?

And why?

I genuinely had trouble paying attention in my class after this...

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