- I entered my studio to find that two friends have taped terrifying, life-sized printouts of their faces to the outside of the window my desk is facing. Now it looks like they're watching me, contemplating my murder as I work.
- Someone seems to have ripped the handle off of our communal refrigerator's door. It is now comically difficult to open.
- My professor brought his dog to class. The dog spent the last half hour of class humping its blanket while we giggled and he pretended not to notice.