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  1. I entered my studio to find that two friends have taped terrifying, life-sized printouts of their faces to the outside of the window my desk is facing. Now it looks like they're watching me, contemplating my murder as I work.
  2. Someone seems to have ripped the handle off of our communal refrigerator's door. It is now comically difficult to open.
  3. My professor brought his dog to class. The dog spent the last half hour of class humping its blanket while we giggled and he pretended not to notice.


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