I got this coupon at the store today, and it reads, "Have your way with the turkey. But under no circumstances do you ever mess with the pumpkin pie."
First of all, coupon, you're not my supervisor — I'll make whatever kind of turkey and/or pumpkin pie that I wanna make. Secondly, did you really put "have your way with the turkey" on a coupon? That is silly. Also, it's very weird.
I'm not really that upset — I just thought this was so goofy that I had to share it.