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How are you? I would like to thank you in advance for reading my profile. My name is Sam. First, I would like to assure you that the reason I do not have a picture is not because I am some hideous freak living in my parents basement. I am professional and would not like to run into some of my clients on this website. But I am about 6'2, athletic, mocha skin, longish hair, very slender. I am an avid runner and cyclist.I have all of my teeth, no scars or stab wounds(lol). I think I am rather handsome(famous last words). I have no objection to forwarding my picture, but let's send a few emails and if everything is cool we can exchange pictures. You won't be disappointed. I know your time is valuable and do not want to waste it playing games or being disrespectful or ride.Thanks and hope to hear from you soon.

Response: "lol wut? Nope."

Yeah, I'm sure you're super handsome and just sooooo concerned about your privacy from the prying eyes of your clients. That's really totally not shady at all. I've never gotten this kind of email before. In fact, this is my first day on the internet! My profile is just a cover. I'm actually a smoking hot 19 y/o virgin who just can't wait to give her first blowjob.


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