Boing boing reports that during the shootings at the Parliament buildings in Ottawa this week, Prime Minister Harper was not whisked away by a security detail as previously reported. No; he was SHOVED IN A CLOSET AND GUARDED BY MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT WITH IMPROVISED SPEARS!!!!! (BTW; I do not approve of their choice of pic to accompany the article ... ETA; TamstheGhoulish says it's a pic from "Lord of the Flies, so it's actually okay)