a mysterious billboard encouraging MO to secede from the Union along with Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma and Mississippi showed up on a major interstate the other day. No, seriously, check it out:

My friends and I have all been getting a good laugh out of this. And I just found out the sign is somewhere in southwestern Missouri, which is a weird place all-around, so I guess I'm not totally surprised. Once again, shit like this makes me glad I live ~30 minutes from the Iowa border.