I went to Walmart because I have very few other options here. The PA system was playing a radio station I wasn't paying attention to, but they said something about Black History Month. A man standing at the end of the aisle, by himself, yelled, "What about white history month?! HUH? WHAT ABOUT THAT, DAMN IT?" And then proceeded to have a totally normal-sounding cell phone conversation about dinner.

I backed the hell out of there.

Please add your unhinged racism tales.