I got five emoji-filled texts and an email from a coworker at 7:00 this morning, asking me “hey could you do this thing when you get in? We really need this done by noon”. Like, calm your tits crazy lady, I’m on the way there now. So I get in, and not only is said coworker not here, it’s 10 am and only three people out of twelve (including my boss, none of whom are the people I need to talk to to do the thing) are here.

How’s everyone else doing?