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Today is Fri. AM OT

OMG, y’all—I’m sorry that this is huge but I had to show you what I was looking at this morning. Like... FedEx, honey... are you ok?

If you start at the bottom and scroll up, you can see what a great big adventure my package has had! For reference, it started in CA and is supposed to be coming to IA. I mean, listen, I live in a “flyover” state, and I know we have to be shuffled to the bigger airports first and stuff takes a day or two longer to get here than if I lived in Chicago or the Twin Cities. And I know covid is still impacting delivery times. But this is effing hilarious! I’m not even mad, I’ve just been sitting here laughing reading over this list. 😂

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Also, if I included the CA and NM stops, this package has been traveling since 6/14! 😂😂😂 I’m trying to figure out if it got lost somewhere or if some AI program was like, Yep, this is def. the best route.

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Anywhoozles! Happy Fri., y’all! What’re you up to today?

I got out first thing this morning to walk, because it looked like rain and I ended up getting rained on, which was fine. Today is supposed to be rainy/humid and hot all day. :P I think I’m going to clean.

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Tonight, I have a Zoom happy hour with work friends which I’m looking forward to. How about you?

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