Yeah buddy! Carcosa! Alright, Alright, Alright! Booyakasha! Today I am getting up and giving my first conference speech! GIFS AHEAD TO EXPRESS FEELS!

For one...

I'm gonna be all...

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Despite the fact that it's...

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Due to my philosophy that...

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Because...

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And, for good measure, a Captain America gif. More for me.

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THIS IS ONE FUCKING BADASS DEGENERATE OVER HERE!