...if I liked to wear brassieres. They also made a joke about how I probably don't know what brassiere means (come on, ladies! I'm not that young). I wanted to tell them, "Nope, I don't like them, and I'm not currently wearing one under my scrubs. Actually, I stopped wearing a bra to work a few weeks ago." MY TITS AND I REGRET NOTHING. And my nipples never show through. Confession of the day. Sometimes, really small boobs come in handy.