And I will not listen to all the crap going on that is INSISTING on making my day turn to crap. LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Anyway, BEHOLD! MY NEW TOTE BAG/PURSE/BAG OF AWESOMENESS!

I HAVE MAH VERY OWN HUNGRY CATERPILLAR BAG Y'ALL!!! I am so excited!!!! IT'S SO FUCKING SQUEE!!!! I lost my shit when I saw it this morning at work, I told myself if I had a good day I would buy it. AND I HAD A GOOD DAY SO I BOUGHT IT. Worth it. EVERY PENNY!!!!! I'm thrilled. Here's the back:

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

In other news, it's going to cost me $500 to get my medical exam for my visa and I have no earthly idea how I'm going to pay for it. LIFE, I DO NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND IT.

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Mr Caterpillar is throwing a buck's night for his best friend (a bachelor party for the Americans) because he's the best man (he really is the best man… heeheehee) and that's what they do, and he's super stressed about it. But after today it will be over and they will hopefully all get home safe (he rented a bus and one of the boys isn't drinking) and I will be able to drive him nuts tomorrow when I'm home from work.

Also, my dad is home. It has been… Ok. He is clearly very sick. And angry. He doesn't know what is going on a lot of the time. But right now he's sleeping a lot. I am trying to focus on other things because I don't know how to deal.

And now I'm going to go take a vicodin. Because pain, I cannot deal with it right now.