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Guy: I live in Ardmore with all the Jews.

Me: What?

Guy: The Jews make it more expensive, but at least the schools are good, because the Jews are competitive like that.


Me: You know I'm Jewish, right?

Guy: So you know what I'm talking about. I'm surprised you don't live here, you'd love it, being with the Jews.

Me: I don't even know what to say to this. I'm not really fond of stereotypes in general. I am Jewish, but I live in South Philadelphia. I love the diversity here and being able to walk everywhere.

Guy: Oh, I thought all the Chinks and Mexicans had taken over.

Me: OK well I don't really think we have the same viewpoint on people so I'm going to let you go here.


Guy: I'm not a racist. Why don't you lighten up? What's your problem?

Me: Bye now!


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