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Today's "people are unbelievable assholes" moment

I just saw a woman nearly empty out the dog poop bag dispenser at the local park. She easily took 500-600 bags, and that might well be underestimating. The only reason she didn’t completely empty it was that I realized what she was doing and started walking over to confront her, and she grabbed her dogs and her huge bag of the poop bags meant for the entire neighborhood and hightailed it out of there. Then she stopped at the very edge of the park, waiting for me to leave so she could come back and steal the rest. I stood right by the dispenser until she gave up and drove away.

It’ll be at least a few weeks before the dispenser gets refilled, and I doubt the few bags she didn’t manage to get her greedy mitts on will last 24 hours. Which means the park is going to be full of poop, because people expect the bags to be there and often don’t carry their own.


This is one of those times when I really wish all the worst insults weren’t so misogynistic, because I’d like to call her a bunch of them. What a selfish fuckwad.

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