Missus c likes to order offbeat stuff as sort of a challenge to my cooking skills. I usually do okay (although I still haven't figured out a use for those blowfish tails), but today's has me slightly puzzled.

JUMBO WILD MADAGASCAR SUPER-COLOSSAL SHRIMP.


Six of 'em. Enormous, heads-on and all. What does one do with ginormous swimps? HELP ME, GT, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!