I'm watching Season 5...the pets one.

One girl has a dog who growls, bites, and has balls the size of...I dunno big ass balls.

There are two twins—one has a lamb, one has a turkey—and they have a tour bus that takes them to pageants. They're 4. They also have bodyguards...wtf?

And there's a girl with a rip of skirt and a snake named Slither...

God help me, why the fuck am I watching this?

Now, admit it! How many of you have seen this one and want to discuss Alycesaundra and Giavanna's mom and how the fuck crazy she is?

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Also, you spend that much money on the bus—how does it break down? Your kid naps in the middle of a hotel hallway?!?!