I'm watching Season 5...the pets one.
One girl has a dog who growls, bites, and has balls the size of...I dunno big ass balls.
There are two twins—one has a lamb, one has a turkey—and they have a tour bus that takes them to pageants. They're 4. They also have bodyguards...wtf?
And there's a girl with a rip of skirt and a snake named Slither...
God help me, why the fuck am I watching this?
Now, admit it! How many of you have seen this one and want to discuss Alycesaundra and Giavanna's mom and how the fuck crazy she is?
Also, you spend that much money on the bus—how does it break down? Your kid naps in the middle of a hotel hallway?!?!