The Consort has Tom Sawyered me and I’m more impressed than anything. Today is my one day off and he wanted to go play models or something (nerd level 10). I was bummed and broke, so as consolation he gave me his credit card told me to go to the movies and pick up groceries on him. Fast forward to my sweaty ass having to take a break from bringing in the groceries because we live on the second floor and its 109 outside. So let’s see he gets to play while I do the grunt work, points to him. I ain’t cleaning shit though.

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