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Or, “Holy shit, there’s a movie with the tagline ‘Cold. As. Hell.’” So yeah, THAT IS HAPPENING.

This week’s movie will be the little known 100º BELOW ZERO. According to the summary on IMDB, this will be a rollicking ride in which:

When a chain of volcanic eruptions rips through Europe, the enormous ash cloud blocks out the sun, plunging the continent into a new ice age. An American couple must find their kids and get them out of Paris before it freezes over.


Check out the magnificence of this poster:

Illustration for article titled [TONIGHT!] BAD MOVIE MONDAY

I mean...COME. ON. It has everything:

1. Suspiciously attractive dead woman

2. Tumultuous waves and frozen tundra

3. Badass tagline that means SRS BZNSS.

4. John Rhys-Davies


Just when I thought we wouldn’t be able to top The Angry Red Planet from last week, this magnificence comes along.


SPEAKING OF LAST WEEK, I’m going to try out something new this go around: I’ll be doing a recap of the best tweets and comments from the movie right after the event! Want to show off how fucking funny you and earn total validation through me retweeting you and posting it here on GT? Come participate with us!

I mean...you don’t have to, BUT our benevolent Overlord and Goddess of All, Ms. Sorcia MacNasty, made an appearance last week. Just sayin’


As usual, we start at 5:00pm Pacific / 8:00pm Eastern with the open discussion here on GT and Twitter at the tag #GTBMM - add me, @womanoffiction, to follow along.

We start the movie at 5:30P/8:30E and YES, I GIVE GOOD COUNTDOWN!

But first, to get you in the mood to pop that popcorn and settle in for what I am sure is the cinematic genius of direct to VOD filmmaking, let’s enjoy the trailer for 100º Below Zero:

See you tonight!

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